Quem nunca viu um filme ou uma série do Chuck Norris? Implacável, hirto, sério. Raramente sorri. Nunca se enerva. Porque ele é Walker, o ranger do Texas. E na América, andam satisfeitos a parodiar o homem desde 2005. E até ele acha piada. Ficam aqui algumas das pérolas. Para mais, cliquem no Chuck.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
4 comentários:
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Worries doesn't worry, he's upset down!
Chuck u? Knorr...
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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